You survived the summer of 2010 in Moscow, if...
...When choosing a restaurant you look not at the menu, but at the presence of air conditioning
... You don't give a damn, bacause the government turned off the hot water
... You are not surprised by office staff dressed in shorts, the employees in bikinis do not excite you either
... You think that a shower twice a day - it's NOT ENOUGH!
... You suddenly fell in love with "going for a walk" after midnight
... You think that the thirty-plus - is a good cool weather
... You know all the surrounding shops which sell bags of ice
... You think that the best food - is gazpacho with ice cubes, and thoughts of a barbecue make you feel sick
... You have already tried to buy a fan at 10 nearby shops and you gave up eventually
... For the first time in you life you have thought of buying an air conditioner
... You are sleeping under the wet sheets on the floor and you feel like doing it forever
... The first question that you ask friends when they offer you a visit for a wine - do you have ice cubes?
... Your windows tightly plastered with foil, and you do not care if the house is dark
... You almost forgot how to make soups, roast meat and potatoes
... You feel sick when you see a man wearing a shirt with long sleeves
... You know exactly how much it would cost you to buy and install the air conditioner and how much time it would take too
... You know how much the cheapest Chinese fan is
... You forgot how it is to irone, and generally, how the iron looks like
... Three of the most popular websites in your browser are: IT gismeteo, Yandex weather and Intellikast (all websites about the weather) and you reading the logs there at least three times a day.
... Eagerly and enviously looking through the guidebooks to Norway and Finland ...
...The words "Come here, I will hug you" a significant cause for a scandal ...
... If you hear that tomorrow will be +30 you think: "Oh, finally colder!"
... Your microwave is covered with a thick layer of dust inside
... You think that ice cream "Fruitice" - is perfect for dinner
... Your cat got used to regular water procedures
... You're jumping out of bed with joy in the morning, screaming: "Work!" Going to work! ", because the office has air conditioning
... You fly to Egypt, because it is cooler there
... Your dog throws itself into the bath, as soon as you try to take a shower.
... You are not surprised by office staff dressed in shorts, the employees in bikinis do not excite you either
... You think that a shower twice a day - it's NOT ENOUGH!
... You suddenly fell in love with "going for a walk" after midnight
... You think that the thirty-plus - is a good cool weather
... You know all the surrounding shops which sell bags of ice
... You think that the best food - is gazpacho with ice cubes, and thoughts of a barbecue make you feel sick
... You have already tried to buy a fan at 10 nearby shops and you gave up eventually
... For the first time in you life you have thought of buying an air conditioner
... You are sleeping under the wet sheets on the floor and you feel like doing it forever
... The first question that you ask friends when they offer you a visit for a wine - do you have ice cubes?
... Your windows tightly plastered with foil, and you do not care if the house is dark
... You almost forgot how to make soups, roast meat and potatoes
... You feel sick when you see a man wearing a shirt with long sleeves
... You know exactly how much it would cost you to buy and install the air conditioner and how much time it would take too
... You know how much the cheapest Chinese fan is
... You forgot how it is to irone, and generally, how the iron looks like
... Three of the most popular websites in your browser are: IT gismeteo, Yandex weather and Intellikast (all websites about the weather) and you reading the logs there at least three times a day.
... Eagerly and enviously looking through the guidebooks to Norway and Finland ...
...The words "Come here, I will hug you" a significant cause for a scandal ...
... If you hear that tomorrow will be +30 you think: "Oh, finally colder!"
... Your microwave is covered with a thick layer of dust inside
... You think that ice cream "Fruitice" - is perfect for dinner
... Your cat got used to regular water procedures
... You're jumping out of bed with joy in the morning, screaming: "Work!" Going to work! ", because the office has air conditioning
... You fly to Egypt, because it is cooler there
... Your dog throws itself into the bath, as soon as you try to take a shower.
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